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3.55sjebediah Obediah Zachariah jedediah Springfield...
1.94scame West in 1838.
1.92sAlong the way, he met a ferocious bear...
1.93sand killed him with his bare hands.
2.8sThat's "B-A-R-E" hands.
2.57sAlthough modern historians recently uncovered evidence...
2.44sthat the bear, in fact, probably killed him.
0.28sBut whether bear killed man--
3.31sMom. Dad.
3.7sI knew it all along ! Why, Bart ? Why ?
1.62sYeah, why ? You little--
3.47sBecause I wanted some really bad kids to like me.
2.47sSomehow I got the idea that being popular...
1.94swas the most important thing in the world.
4.04s- Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that ?
- Uh--
1.94sLay off the boy, Marge.
3.24sHe's a good kid. Quit giving him the third degree.
2.94sHomer, did you have something to do with this ?
2.64sWell, maybe I am a little responsible.
0.31sA little ?
2.36sCome on, son.
2.99sLet's take the head thing back to the authorities.