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4.77sEverybody's marriage is falling apart except ours.
4.49sSee, the problem's communication. Too much communication.
3.19sHomer, I've gone through seven years of receipts,
4.19sand you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos.
2.08sBut, Marge, it's worth it.
4.4sLook! The Taco Bell dog! Yo quiero-- Hey, where'd it go?
1.92sHere, boy!
2.27sYou just don't get it.
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3.74sThis Valentine's crap has gone too far!
2.55sEdna won't even let me clap her erasers.
4.5sMy Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!
2.9sThe gal I'm stalkin' had me bumped back to 200 feet.
2.42sAw, Moe! That's too far!
4sAnd ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this?
2.03sWell, I guess we are.
1.95sI suppose I do take Maude for granted.