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1.77sOh, sorry, Marge. That's in my stockpile.
1.92sYou can have this.
3.7s- This is about investment opportunities in Yemen.
- Give me that!
3.59sAll right! The personals. HmM.
3.97s"Successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet cheerleader type."
2.57s- Oh, that's sweet.
- Oh, here's one.
2.34s"Desperately seeking suction"-- Hey, look at this one!
1.87sIt's a poem.
2.28sFrom Apu!
1.92sWell, don't just gasp. Read it.
2.03s"My darling bride Manjula,
1.78s"I hereby mend my ways.
1.8s"I'll shower you with valentines...
2.47sfor seven love-fIlled days!"
2.17sOh, how romantic.
3.47sI used to take out ads like that when we were newlyweds.
3.14sThe only ad you took out was to sell our lawn mower.
2.3sWe sold it, didn't we?
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