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1.77sOh, sorry, Marge. That's in my stockpile.
1.92sYou can have this.
3.7s- This is about investment opportunities in Yemen.
- Give me that!
3.59sAll right! The personals. HmM.
3.97s"Successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet cheerleader type."
2.57s- Oh, that's sweet.
- Oh, here's one.
2.34s"Desperately seeking suction"-- Hey, look at this one!
1.87sIt's a poem.
2.28sFrom Apu!
1.92sWell, don't just gasp. Read it.
2.03s"My darling bride Manjula,
1.78s"I hereby mend my ways.
1.8s"I'll shower you with valentines...
2.47sfor seven love-fIlled days!"
2.17sOh, how romantic.
3.47sI used to take out ads like that when we were newlyweds.