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1.9sGood doggie!
3.34s"Tax Hike Approved"? Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.
1.95s
1.9sNow to trim away the fat.
2.55s"Outlook?" Eh! "Vista?" NO.
2.47s"Spotlight?" Eh! "Mosaic?" Eh!
2.37sI'd love to look at "Scullery Week" if you're through with it.
1.77sOh, sorry, Marge. That's in my stockpile.
1.92sYou can have this.
3.7s- This is about investment opportunities in Yemen. - Give me that!
3.59sAll right! The personals. HmM.
3.97s"Successful mayor type seeks open-minded discreet cheerleader type."
2.57s- Oh, that's sweet. - Oh, here's one.
2.34s"Desperately seeking suction"-- Hey, look at this one!
1.87sIt's a poem.
2.28sFrom Apu!
1.92sWell, don't just gasp. Read it.
2.03s"My darling bride Manjula,
1.78s"I hereby mend my ways.
1.8s"I'll shower you with valentines...
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