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2.37sAnd I think I know just what to do.
1.17sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
3.64sOur top story tonight: Just when you thought the world couldn't be any more dangerous,
4sChannel Five News has discovered that there is an atheist among us.
6.27sLocal churchgoer and junior Christian soldier Meg Griffin has identified the atheist as Brian Griffin of Spooner Street.
1.9sHere's the reaction from city hall.
2.27sShocking to say the least.
2.77sI'd rather have a terrorist living in our midst.
1.93sAt least they believe in a God,
3.04seven if it's a smelly brown God.
2.53sMeg, how the hell could you do something like this?
2.47sIf a man hath ears, let him hear, Brian.
1.8sAll right, what's... What's the worst that could happen?
2.37sThis is the 21st century. People are tolerant.
1.27sWell, this is nothing.
2.03sProbably just a random act of violence.
2.94sI thought only he without sin could cast the first Prius.