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1.54sBen. Dad.
5.6sBen, what have I told you about trading sexual favors for Sudafed?
2.44sLook, Meg, I've had enough of this. You're not gonna convert me.
3.37sBut, Brian, I just want you to feel the joy that I feel.
4.94sI mean, the church makes me feel accepted and safe and part of something bigger than myself.
3.2sBut, Meg, you don't need an outside voice to feel those feelings.
1.3sThey're inside you.
2.7sWhat you call God is inside you, all of us.
5.81sAnd I just hate to see people hating and killing each other over their own interpretation of what they're not smart enough to understand.
1sYou see what I'm saying?
1.47sOh, I do, Brian.
2.37sAnd I think I know just what to do.
1.17sGood evening. I'm Tom Tucker.
3.64sOur top story tonight: Just when you thought the world couldn't be any more dangerous,
4sChannel Five News has discovered that there is an atheist among us.
6.27sLocal churchgoer and junior Christian soldier Meg Griffin has identified the atheist as Brian Griffin of Spooner Street.
1.9sHere's the reaction from city hall.
2.27sShocking to say the least.
2.77sI'd rather have a terrorist living in our midst.