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2.77sStewie, I'm not really much of a fast-food eater.
2.44sYeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now?
1.53sI'm thinking, "Shut up and get a salad."
1.2sI want some McNuggets.
1.13sWe'll get to you, Brent.
2.63sI want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger.
2.03sI want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
1.8sYou'll get nothing and like it.
1.83sUh, hello? MAN: Yes. Welcome to McDonald's.
2.07sCan I help you? Hailing frequencies open, huh?
1.64s(LAUGHING) Okay. Yeah.
3.14sWe're gonna get two McChicken sandwiches, and a Diet Coke.
2.41sAnd what do you want, Michael?
0.63sA McDLT.
2.24sNo. I already told you they don't make those anymore.
2.7sYou know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask.
3.14sNo McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore.
1.6sI'd love a Shamrock Shake, if they've got any of those.
1.37sIt's September, Jonathan.
2.27sStewie, can I take this goddamn headband off?