Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.63sAgain, Meg?
2.4sYou know, I think it's wonderful you found something to have faith in,
1.93sbut there's such a thing as moderation.
2.6sMom, you sound like a nonbeliever.
2sBrian, you're a thoughtful person.
2.77sAre you willing to open yourself up to God's truth?
2.43sYou're barking up the wrong tree, Meg. I'm an atheist.
4.3s(ALL GASP) What's that? I don't believe in God.
3.14sWhat? Brian, how can you say that?
1.97sWhy, I just thought you knew.
2.84sI mean, I never go to church. You know how I feel about that.
2.87sNo. Brian, it's one thing to bash organized religion,
4.17sbut we believe in God in this house. I mean, an atheist?
2.44sThat's just about the worst thing a person can be.
2.94sYou're not gonna get anything for Christmas, Brian.
1.07sGuys, I'm just trying to say...
1.57sShut up, beast.
2.84sI have dominion over you. And I command you to believe in God.
2.4sI'm sorry. I just don't see any evidence.
1.7sI mean, look at the Hubble Telescope.
3.64sIt's discovered untold wonders of a vast, unexplored universe,
3.37sbut not one picture of a guy with a beard sitting around on a cloud.