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1.6sIt's that damn religion channel.
2.04sShe was watching it all day while she was bedridden.
2.24sI want to share the word of God with everyone I know,
1.6sstarting with my family.
1.74sNow, everyone hold hands,
2.37sbecause we're gonna say grace before we eat.
2.03sDad, would you like to do the honors?
4.74sAre you kidding? I'd love a chance to shine. All right, Peter, this is it.
3.84sDear Lord, please give me the cheat codes for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
2.77sI have been stuck on Bald Bull for four years.
4.24sI tried left, left, up, B, dodge, uppercut, but he still knocks me out.
3.44sAnd, you know, they say you're supposed to go right, B, up, dodge, left, uppercut...
2.6s(CHUCKLES) Listen to me telling you how to play the game.
3.4sHey, you want to see a sweet porn website? Follow me upstairs.
2.3sI know what you're thinking, "Whoever heard of an erotic Chinese?"
1.17sBut there it is.