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3.8s(SIGHS) The annual Quahog Star Trek convention, where once a year,
5.24ssci-fi buffs take their lips off the barrel of a loaded gun and spend half a day adjusting their eyes to sunlight.
4.3sBrian, look. I purchased authentic blueprints to build a Star Trek transporter.
1.4sWell, that's great, Stewie.
1.43sYou should get William Shatner to sign them for you.
2.43sNo way. I'm getting Patrick Stewart to sign it.
1.67sPicard has it all over Kirk.
2.87sHe's poised and measured and doesn't wear a cheap rug.
3.54sRather, he accepts even baldness with a quiet cool that says,
7.17s"I am in command. You are safe with me. I will cradle you in my arms "through any crisis in any galaxy."
2.1s- Are you queer?
2.5sDad, this is stupid. I'm so bored.