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2.97sThanks so much, buddy. Hey, how'd you make that awesome mask?
2.2sIt's not a mask. I have the mumps.
2.97sWhat? You came to a Star Trek convention with the mumps?
2.17sYou could be infecting people with the disease.
3.44sYeah, like that old gypsy did to Britney Spears in that Stephen King book.
1.7sThicker!
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1.83sWell, Meg has the mumps all right.
1.54sHow is it she was never immunized?
5.54sWell, it was 1992 and I couldn't be bothered with anything that didn't involve Dan Cortese. Besides, what's the big deal?
1.67sI never got a mumps shot.
0.26sReally?
4.1sWell, I'd caution you that getting the mumps as an adult could result in serious complications.
3.04sIn some cases, the symptoms could spread to the testicular glands.
1.37sBig deal. So I'll wear socks.
2.17sMr. Griffin, your testicles are not in your feet.
1.93sWell, where are they? Under your penis.
4.77sAre you kidding? I always thought those were two little sandbags to keep flood waters from floating into my bum.
3.84s(LAUGHS) No. No, I'm just poking at your funny bone. I am quite alarmed.
2.03sI don't think you realize the danger.
3.27sLike the people who think it's okay to bring shampoo on an airplane.
3.97sSo I told Brenda, "I work hard. I like a clean house when I come home."