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2.97sThanks so much, buddy. Hey, how'd you make that awesome mask?
2.2sIt's not a mask. I have the mumps.
2.97sWhat? You came to a Star Trek convention with the mumps?
2.17sYou could be infecting people with the disease.
3.44sYeah, like that old gypsy did to Britney Spears in that Stephen King book.
1.7sThicker!
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1.83sWell, Meg has the mumps all right.
1.54sHow is it she was never immunized?
5.54sWell, it was 1992 and I couldn't be bothered with anything that didn't involve Dan Cortese. Besides, what's the big deal?
1.67sI never got a mumps shot.
0.26sReally?
4.1sWell, I'd caution you that getting the mumps as an adult could result in serious complications.
3.04sIn some cases, the symptoms could spread to the testicular glands.
1.37sBig deal. So I'll wear socks.
2.17sMr. Griffin, your testicles are not in your feet.
1.93sWell, where are they? Under your penis.