1.17sI don't want to catch the mumps, Lois.
1.07sHere's your TV, Meg.
5.7sIt's a little old and there's no remote and it only gets one channel and it's not on that channel right now.
2.44sChris, check it out. Jackass Number Two.
1.2s(FARTS)
1.74s
1.27s(SNIFFS)
1.37s(SCREAMING)
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1.37s(RETCHING)
1.13sTV ANNOUNCER: Up next, Kirk Cameron...
0.93sOoh!
1.27s...to talk about God.
1.47sOh.
2.4sHi. Welcome to the Religion Channel's number one show,
1.77sKirk and the Lord, Just Hanging.
1.74sWith me, Kirk Cameron.
3.84sToday, I'm gonna tell you why God will always be there for you,
1.43seven in the worst of times.
1.73sNo, thanks.
4.37sBut first, are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated, disliked,