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3.97sSo I told Brenda, "I work hard. I like a clean house when I come home."
1.63sAnd now I'm the bad guy.
1.84sOh, I know exactly where you're coming...
1.73sOw! It's in my eyes!
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3.04sSee, Chris, come here. Come here, look. Check it out.
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1.4sHoly crap! No way!
3.1s(LAUGHING) I know, huh? Classic.
2.94s(CLICKS) I got to forward this to my bud.
1.43s(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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1.6s(LAUGHING)
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2.6sMeg, I know you hate having to be in bed all day.
2.6sBut your father's bringing in the old TV.
1.1sHey, Meg.
1.17sPeter, what the hell?
1.17sI don't want to catch the mumps, Lois.
1.07sHere's your TV, Meg.
5.7sIt's a little old and there's no remote and it only gets one channel and it's not on that channel right now.
2.44sChris, check it out. Jackass Number Two.
1.2s(FARTS)
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1.27s(SNIFFS)
1.37s(SCREAMING)
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1.37s(RETCHING)