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2.77sI'd rather have a terrorist living in our midst.
1.93sAt least they believe in a God,
3.04seven if it's a smelly brown God.
2.53sMeg, how the hell could you do something like this?
2.47sIf a man hath ears, let him hear, Brian.
1.8sAll right, what's... What's the worst that could happen?
2.37sThis is the 21st century. People are tolerant.
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1.27sWell, this is nothing.
2.03sProbably just a random act of violence.
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2.94sI thought only he without sin could cast the first Prius.
1.3s(LAUGHS)
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3.24s(PEOPLE CLAMORING) Oh, my God! That was a close one.
2.67sBrian, what happened? I'm a pariah, Lois.
1.73sEver since Meg told everyone I'm an atheist,
2.03sI'm the most hated person in town.
1.77sI tried to rent a movie and they threw me out.
2.3sI tried to buy a pack of cigarettes and they threw me out.
3.1sBut the most serious part of it is no bar would serve me a drink.
1.67sI'm starting to get pretty desperate.
2.5sOkay, just remember to act confident. You're gonna do great.