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2.3sAh, ha! So they do make bigger diapers!
3.34sThat deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet.
2.97sWell, Fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all.
8.44sI've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful porcelain layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society!
1.4sYou get a job!
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1.55sUh, Pearl Burton?
1.53sUh, m-m-My name's Brian.
2.34sI'm here from the Outreach to the Elderly program?
1.9sYou're late!
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1.68sAh! What the hell is this?
1.03sDelousing powder!
1.77sEveryone on the outside is filthy!
1.72sWell, You could have given me some warning!
2.89sHere's your warning. It's gonna burn like hell in 30 seconds.
1.97sNow, I like my tea at 4:00, my dinner at 6:00.
1.32sI take my bath at 7:00 sharp,
1.6sso I can listen to Paul Harvey.
3.55sYou Will warm up my bath water with quick bursts from the faucet during commercials only.
1.73sIt's gonna take you A while to get the rhythm.
2.1sPaul Harvey moves seamlessly into commercials.
1.42sBy the way, it's been 30 seconds.
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