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3.84sGod, a D.U.I.! I can't believe this. I could actually go to jail!
2.14sIt's ok, Brian. You'll get through this D.U.I.,
1.7sand you'll be a better person for it.
0.98sWell now Hold on A minute.
3.4sDon't disguise his alcohol dependence as a ticket to self-realization!
1.7sLook, you're not one to talk, all right?
3sYou remember that time I gave you apple juice and told you it was wine?
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3.67sI think you are a special person.
1.27sThanks.
2.69sNo, n-Now, come on! I--i'm being-- I'm being serious.
2.17sI gonna to be serious here for--for a second!
2.14sA-are you gonna-- Are you gonna listen to me?
1.25sAre you gonna listen to me?
4.07sso I can tell you that I respect you?
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2.37sNow, Brian, I know this is a bad time for you.
2.7sAnd If I have any advice to give you, it is this.
1.57sGrow a beard.
2.47sPeter, I wish you'd shave that thing. Beards are so ugly.
0.95sHey!
1.4sOh, Relax, Woolly Willy.
2.33sThere's lots of fun things you can do with that.
0.93sThere we go.
1.17sThanks!