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3.47stwo can be As bad As one
3.94sit's the loneliest number since the number one
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2.95sYou are a filthy whore.
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2.34sOk, Johnny Depp or Richard Grieco?
1.2soh, That's gross!
1.1sYeah, let's not do this!
0.95sCome on.
1.9sIf you're secure in your masculinity,
2.03syou can answer a simple hypothetical.
2.99sA-All right. Johnny Depp because he kind of looks like a chick, I guess.
1.57sWhat about you, Peter?
2.5sOh, Man! Ah, well, i--I don't know,
3.9sRichard Grieco would probably appreciate you more, you know, not take you for granted.
3.2sI mean, With Johnny Depp, it's like--it's like he wouldn't really need you.
3syou know. He'd probably sneak out after you fell asleep.
2.44sOf course, With Johnny, you'd get the financial security.
1.5sI--I'd go with Johnny.
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1.33sOh, Great.
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0.92sBrian.
2.13sUh, h-Hey, Joe, ha! How's it going?
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