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3.05sThe country's changed, that is, except the South
3.04sand You'll agree
3.6sNo one really knows, my dear lady friend
3.24sjust quite how it all will end
4.54sSo, hurry 'cause you've got a lot to see
5.64s
3.17sThe baldness gene was cause for dread
3.34sbut that's a fear that you can put to bed
3.07sThey'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
3.5sYou've got a lot to see
3.15sThe P.C. age has moved the bar
3.37sA word like "redneck" is a step too far
2.99sThe proper term is "country-music star"
3.2sYou've got a lot to see
2.43sOur flashy cell phones make people mumble
3.87s"Gee whiz, look how important he is, his life must rule"
1.64sYou'll get a tumor