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1.77sThis isn't funny, Chris!
2.17s"Swallow."
1.88sLook, Just get rid of this bird, all right?
1.47sUnfortunately, I can't do that.
2.3sOnce the swallow has chosen its nesting place,
1.63sit's illegal to disturb it.
2.59sBut He can't walk around with a bird in his beard.
5sI'm sorry, You have to wait until the bird departs of its own accord or you'll be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
2.29sWow! You sure know a lot of stuff.
1.18sIt's great to learn.
1.37sBecause knowledge is power!
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1.43sWhat is this? Spit Soup?
1.2sTomato bisque.
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1.67sWhat is this? Snot Soup?
2.09sTomato bisque!
1.67sWhat is this? Diarrhea soup?
2.68sLook, I'm not making you anything else. So Just eat it, all right.
3.1sFine! Then I'll have to call the judge, and That means you'll go to jail!
4.9sYou're one phone call away from getting a human booster shot from a guy named Molly.