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3.05sI got assigned to the Outreach to the Elderly program.
3.35sI gotta take care of some old woman who hasn't been out of her house in 30 years.
2.82sWhen I got caught at school with my hand down my pants,
2.77sI had to keep it there for a whole week.
1.77sHa! What a week!
4.34sI don't know, I guess Taking care of this old woman'll be just like baby-sitting only with bigger diapers.
2.3sAh, ha! So they do make bigger diapers!
3.34sThat deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet.
2.97sWell, Fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all.
8.44sI've seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful porcelain layabout feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society!
1.4sYou get a job!
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1.55sUh, Pearl Burton?
1.53sUh, m-m-My name's Brian.
2.34sI'm here from the Outreach to the Elderly program?
1.9sYou're late!
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1.68sAh! What the hell is this?
1.03sDelousing powder!
1.77sEveryone on the outside is filthy!
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