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1.75s(GASPS) Hey, look, a kitty cat.
2.4s(STATIC CRACKLING) You again?
3.32s(SNEEZES) Get away, you mangy ball of histamines.
1.85sYou leave kitty cat alone!
1.77sALL: (EXCLAIMING) Kitty cat.
2.99sPeople, please, I'm trying to run a business,
2.32sso I get to hold kitty. Here, puss, puss...
0.66sNo, me.
1.66sOver here. I wanna hold him.
2.49sIts anus looks like an asterisk.
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3.18s
4.1sCaptain Fuzzy Toes reporting for duty. I mean, cutie.
1.23s(ALL LAUGHING)
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2.74sMy best friend died in that uniform.
1.52sI hate that cat!
3.47sIf I had a spray bottle, I'd give him such a spritzing.
1.23sI'll tell you one thing,
3.3snothing acts that cute without some ulterior motive.
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