2.22s(SCREAMS) He's dead!
2.6sWait. What are these strings on his lap?
1.06s
2.54sWhat the... He isn't dead.
4.52sHe's one of those dog-operated puppets that's been adapted for use by a cat!
2.97sSo, I had my doctorate denied by that fuzzball?
1.37s
1.33sBad kitty!