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1.5sAttention, followers.
3.94sIt's free topping day at the pizza place across the street! Send.
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3.64sDuh! That's why we all came over here for lunch. Send.
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1.38sGreetings, followers.
4.44sThis is day five of my solo kayak journey around the world. Send.
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4.72s(LAUGHS) Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send.
1.6sOops.
4.34sWait. You have 50,000 followers? I only have three. Send.
0.9s(EYEPHONES BEEP)
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1.87sI unsubscribed yesterday.
3.15sI got the most followers 'cause I give the people what they want.
3sLike this video of you doing karate in your underpants.
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1.57s(EXCLAIMING)
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4.07s(GROANS) Help! Police! Send.
3.05sThat is low, Bender, even by your standards.