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1.37sYou recorded that?
1.53sThe eyePhone records everything.
3.84sAll I did was add a laugh track and twit it to my 10,000 followers.
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6.09s(LAUGHTER) That reminds me. It's time to twit my hourly twupdate.
1.82sWhat's up, followers? Fry here.
3.47s(BURPS) Burping eggs, scratching my underarm fungus,
2.22slooking for love. Send.
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1.13sUnderarm fungus?
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1.85sToo much information.
2.24sIt's exactly the right amount of information!
3.32sFor years, I've collected personal data with old-fashioned methods,
2.5slike spybots and info-squitos.
1.9sThis guy sure loves porno.
2.1sBut now, thanks to Twitcher,
4.34smorons voluntarily spew out every fact I need to exploit them!
1.7sTarget acquired, Mother.