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11.78s(CROWD APPLAUDING) As Mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off the 83rd or 84th Annual E-Waste Recycling Festival!
2.97s(CHEERING) Down in front!
3.39sSorry. I get aroused in crowds.
4.14sI will now throw out the ceremonial first dump,
2.54sthis old, inefficient vote-rigger!
5.96s(CHEERING) These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable.
2.9sI'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
3.15sSo long, overly complicated Japanese toilet.
3.44sTOILET: Please, not to throw away. I give you a happy poopie time.
1.82sSorry, you know too much.
3.92s(CHUCKLES) Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence.
2.13sWhat are you doing in a hazardous-waste bin?