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2.2sIs there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?
1.13sSeveral!
1.15sOoh!
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3.55sNo, the light! I guess I'm off to hell.
1.6sThat's the store, Professor.
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1.5s(POP SONG PLAYING)
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4.45sWow! It's that obscure underground song that's constantly playing everywhere.
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2.99sHello, dearies. Welcome to the Mom Store.
4.19sThe new eyePhones are in short supply, so please form an orderly...
1.37s- Out of the way!
- I need...
1.17sMove!
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0.93sAre there any left?
1.1sThere may be one.
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2.9sOkay, it's $500, you have no choice of carrier,
2.4sthe battery can't hold a charge and the reception isn't very...
1.4sShut up and take my money!
2.43sThe new eyePhone is wonderful.
6.96sI use it to check recipes and send threatening e-mails to unauthorized third-party app developers.