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2.24sIt's exactly the right amount of information!
3.32sFor years, I've collected personal data with old-fashioned methods,
2.5slike spybots and info-squitos.
1.9sThis guy sure loves porno.
2.1sBut now, thanks to Twitcher,
4.34smorons voluntarily spew out every fact I need to exploit them!
1.7sTarget acquired, Mother.
2.05sFire direct marketing algorithm!
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1.6sDo you suffer from the heartbreak of...
1.73sFRY: My underarm fungus.
6.41sThen you, Mr. or Mrs... (BURPS) need the soothing relief of Mom's Caustic Anti-Fungal Bleach!
2.95sCan I somehow charge it to my eyePhone for an additional fee?
1.18sMOM: Hell, yes!
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