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1.98sI feel like a mindless zombie.
2.28sI wish I knew how long we've been waiting.
1.74sThe eyePhone has an app for that!
2.2sIs there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?
1.13sSeveral!
1.15sOoh!
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3.55sNo, the light! I guess I'm off to hell.
1.6sThat's the store, Professor.
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1.5s(POP SONG PLAYING)
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4.45sWow! It's that obscure underground song that's constantly playing everywhere.
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2.99sHello, dearies. Welcome to the Mom Store.
4.19sThe new eyePhones are in short supply, so please form an orderly...