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4.42sI'm gonna start by keeping my old cell phone, even if it is outdated.
3.53sHello, Miss Turanga. Your call to St. Louis has gone through.
2.99sWell, let's at least throw this TV out.
2.2sThe batteries in the remote are getting low.
2.8sNo! Put that back and turn it on!
1.6sI was just trying to help.
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5.29sMore on this breaking puff piece after a word from our sponsor.
2.33sANNOUNCER: With the new eyePhone, you can watch, listen,
2.08signore your friends, stalk your ex,
1.87sdownload porno on a crowded bus,
2.6seven check your e-mail while getting hit by a train.
2.07sAll with the new eyePhone.
1.27sWOMAN: From Mom.
3.27sA new eyePhone? Forget this junk.
2.23sWell, this is a fine how-do-you-do!
1.02s- So long!
- Sayonara.
1sBye-bye! Good riddance!
1.2s- Yup!
- Toodle-oo.
2.27sCome on, let's buy some eyePhones online.
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2.4sWait. I thought we were buying our eyePhones online.
2.02sWe are on line.