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4.14sI will now throw out the ceremonial first dump,
2.54sthis old, inefficient vote-rigger!
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5.96s(CHEERING) These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable.
2.9sI'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
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3.15sSo long, overly complicated Japanese toilet.
3.44sTOILET: Please, not to throw away. I give you a happy poopie time.
1.82sSorry, you know too much.
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3.92s(CHUCKLES) Seems like a good place to ditch some evidence.
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1.25sFlexo?
2.13sWhat are you doing in a hazardous-waste bin?
1sHaven't you heard?
2.37sUs bending units are dangerously outdated.
3.99sWe overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile...
1.77sWho were you talking to?
4.42sNo one. Your mama. Shut up. Take your pick.
5.77s(REPORTERS CLAMORING) Scoop Chang, New New York Times online podcast blog comments editor.