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4.44sThis is day five of my solo kayak journey around the world. Send.
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4.72s(LAUGHS) Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send.
1.6sOops.
4.34sWait. You have 50,000 followers? I only have three. Send.
0.9s(EYEPHONES BEEP)
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1.87sI unsubscribed yesterday.
3.15sI got the most followers 'cause I give the people what they want.
3sLike this video of you doing karate in your underpants.
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1.57s(EXCLAIMING)
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4.07s(GROANS) Help! Police! Send.
3.05sThat is low, Bender, even by your standards.
1.42sMy what now?
2.54sSince when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?
2.28sAugust 6, 1991.
3.7sI'll bet I can get as many followers as you without sinking to your level.
3.4sWhat do you say? First one to a million followers wins a buck.
0.43sYou're on!
3.51s(EXCLAIMS) Send.
1.28sWhat happens to the loser?
2.43sLet's make it interesting.