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1.18sMOM: Hell, yes!
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2.6sHey, fatso, stuffa you face!
2.99s(GASPS) This thing always seems to know when I got the munchies!
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1.5sAttention, followers.
3.94sIt's free topping day at the pizza place across the street! Send.
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3.64sDuh! That's why we all came over here for lunch. Send.
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1.38sGreetings, followers.
4.44sThis is day five of my solo kayak journey around the world. Send.
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4.72s(LAUGHS) Can you believe 50,000 idiots swallow that crap? Send.
1.6sOops.
4.34sWait. You have 50,000 followers? I only have three. Send.
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