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1.27sUm...
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2.13sOh. Oh, boy! What's the word I'm looking for?
0.97s"Do"!
2.3soh, Brian, y-y-you're drunk. You're drunk.
1.67sG-Give me your keys.
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1.55sWhat is this, Dad?
4.04sA Southern tradition, son. It's a reenactment of the Civil War.
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2.87sRobert E. Lee, I knew I'd find you here,
2.17swhere they seat the sorry-ass losers!
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5.69sUlysses S. Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
3.05sI was busy looking for your wife to give her the old--
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2.12sSir, this means war!
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1.1sI am vanquished.
4.84sI hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy!
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1.75sUh, Excuse me.
3.2sUh, uh, I don't think that's how it happened. I-I'm pretty sure the North won.
1.28sWhat are you saying, fella?
4.45sI'm saying that drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon line!