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2.2sWe just take turns being the sheriff. It's real easy.
2.73sYou just hang out here, eat some pie, and get drunk.
4.44sWait. Hold on a second. "Pie," "drunk," "the"?
1.8sYou got yourself a sheriff!
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2.42sBoy, it's so quiet around here!
1.1sI know.
3sTh-The phone hasn't rang all day.
2.97sI kn--I know. There's nothing-- Nothing to, um...
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1.23sTo, uh...
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1.27sUm...
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2.13sOh. Oh, boy! What's the word I'm looking for?
0.97s"Do"!
2.3soh, Brian, y-y-you're drunk. You're drunk.
1.67sG-Give me your keys.
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1.55sWhat is this, Dad?
4.04sA Southern tradition, son. It's a reenactment of the Civil War.
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2.87sRobert E. Lee, I knew I'd find you here,
2.17swhere they seat the sorry-ass losers!
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