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1.23sWell, What are we gonna do?
1.3sI don't know, Lois.
2.8sBut I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar.
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1.43sNow here's Roy!
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2.13sHa. Sure is a ding-dang of a hoedown.
1.28sUh-uh, This here's A hootenanny.
0.9sHoedown!
1s- hootenanny!
- Hoedown!
1.33s- Hootenanny!
- Hoedown!
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3.04sThank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
2.07sOh, And, uh, to the owner of a John Deere tractor,
2.27syou're parked on top of a pig.
2.34sJohn Deere tractor on top of a pig.
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1.73sSam, can I talk to you?
1.7sSure. But why aren't you looking at me?
2.23sWell, That's the thing, um,
1.9sI'm no good at talking to girls.
1.77sThat's why I ran away from you.
3.67sWell, You didn't have trouble talking to me when you thought I was a boy.
1.94sYeah, that's true.
1.43sJust pretend I'm a boy.
1.37sOk.
2.3sYou want to go down to the old town bridge and make out?
1.93sYes, sir!
3.27sAnd in the city, glasses are considered really sexy.