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3.34sI'm having a birthday party next week. I was hoping you could come.
3.17sOh, no! Someone peed in my pants!
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2.95sYou're funny. Well, I hope you can make it.
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2.77sYour friend's birthday party sounds like fun, Chris.
3.25sYeah, but I hope for your sake, the cake's better than the last party I went to.
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2.74sOh, God! Coconut!
2.58sI want to get Barbara a really nice gift.
2.47sWhat kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?
1.2sOh, well,
7.04sMy boyfriend, Prince William, got me this beautiful watch and this diamond tiara, and this wonderful scepter.
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2.9sShe needs to get laid, big-time.
3sListen, Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right?
7.31sso Here's what you get her. Thick layers of sulfuric acid, viscous surface rock and coronae which seem to be collapsed domes over large magma chambers.
1.03sHere's $5.
1.4sWell, That's ok, Dad.
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