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1.15sHi.
1.27sHi.
1.44sAre you mad at that pond?
1.4sShoot, no!
2.34sOf course, this pond did kill my grandpappy.
2.7sHe saw his reflection in the water, thought it was him,
1.83sand drowned trying to save himself.
2.64sThat's why my mom doesn't let me look in the toilet.
0.87sI'm Sam.
1.13sI'm Chris.
1.97sSam, come on in, now.
3swell, I gotta go help my daddy bring in the mud harvest.
2.8sNice making your acquaintance, Chris.
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1.94sOh, my God! I'm drowning!
1.27sUgh!
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1.64sAnd That was Merle Haggard,
2.27swith I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist.
1.23sComing up next--
1.83sAll right, Here's one. Let's jump that.
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1.4sOoh!
1sYee...
1.5sHaw!
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1.42sOh, that was great!
3.04sHey, next time, let's get Meg to be Boss Hogg, and Chris can be Anus.
1.13s- Enos.
- What'd I say?
0.9sAnus.
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2.05sAll right, class. We have a new student joining us.