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2.07sHOTEL OPERATOR: Swelldorado Hotel Miami Beach,
2.1ssun and water without your son and daughter.
7.09sHow may I direct your call? (SLAMS RECEIVER DOWN) I can't go to Miami! I'm expecting calls from telemarketers!
3.69sYou'll love it. It's full of sexy old widows who don't want to die alone.
3.4s(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) All right, ladies, get ready to settle!
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3.37sBoy, it's great being here without those children of yours.
5.14sYeah. I've never sat by a pool this long without having to apologize to someone.
4.34sAnd tonight, we'll finally and romantically hump.
2.8sHere's to life without children.
2.2sWell, we can't wait to have kids.
3.34s(LAUGHING HEARTILY) "Can't wait."
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3.39sSeriously. With the new breast pumps and Diaper Genies,
3.7sand corporate flex-time, child-rearing ought to be a snap.
4.39s(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) You keep thinking that.