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3.37sOh, you know, typical boring Dayton weather.
3.44s(MOANING) Hey, do I hear a backrub?
6.27sNo. No, that's the noise the phone makes when you've been on too long.
2.17sBye now. Love you.
1.82sSomething's fishy. They're not in Dayton.
1.47sThey're somewhere fun.
1.43sWe're not enough fun for them?
2.5sWell, I know how to find out where they are.
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2.07sHOTEL OPERATOR: Swelldorado Hotel Miami Beach,
2.1ssun and water without your son and daughter.
7.09sHow may I direct your call? (SLAMS RECEIVER DOWN) I can't go to Miami! I'm expecting calls from telemarketers!
3.69sYou'll love it. It's full of sexy old widows who don't want to die alone.
3.4s(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) All right, ladies, get ready to settle!
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3.37sBoy, it's great being here without those children of yours.
5.14sYeah. I've never sat by a pool this long without having to apologize to someone.
4.34sAnd tonight, we'll finally and romantically hump.