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1.4sI'm an orphan.
6.77sI'm a legal guardian. (PHONE RINGING) How can I be a parent? I break my teeth on ribbon candy.
4.54s(ABE MOANING) Quiet, Grampa. Hello? Mom?
2.8sHi, sweetie. We're just calling to check in.
1.9sWhere are you? Are you okay?
1.68sRight here in Dayton.
3.39s(GIGGLING) At the Dayton Arms Hotel?
2sYup. It's really boring.
2.1sYou kids would've hated it.
3.37s(GIGGLING) So how's the weather in Dayton?
3.37sOh, you know, typical boring Dayton weather.
3.44s(MOANING) Hey, do I hear a backrub?
6.27sNo. No, that's the noise the phone makes when you've been on too long.
2.17sBye now. Love you.
1.82sSomething's fishy. They're not in Dayton.
1.47sThey're somewhere fun.
1.43sWe're not enough fun for them?
2.5sWell, I know how to find out where they are.
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2.07sHOTEL OPERATOR: Swelldorado Hotel Miami Beach,