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4.24sI feel like I'm Princess Grace and Princess Di smashed together.
3.04sAnd look at me. I'm reading The Economist.
2.77sDid you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
1.22sNo.
1.52sIt is.
3.09sKENT: I guess you could call him the little tortoise that couldn't.
2.37sSee our website for the recipe.
3.54sThis just in, a monster tornado is tearing through Dayton, Ohio!
2.2s(GASPING) That's where Mom and Dad are!
3.02sKENT: Looks like the twister is headed right for the Dayton Arms Hotel!
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1.15sALL: Ahhh!
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2.37sThey might not be dead. They could be in the basement.
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1.4sI'm an orphan.
6.77sI'm a legal guardian. (PHONE RINGING) How can I be a parent? I break my teeth on ribbon candy.
4.54s(ABE MOANING) Quiet, Grampa. Hello? Mom?