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3.14s(MOANING) I'm sorry, sir.
4.14sThe computer says the movie Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist.
1.72sI say you don't exist!
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1.07s
1.8sNo, I'm right here, under "Staff."
3.04sWhat I want is a really good weeper.
1.2sWhat about Love Story?
3.55sIt's about a Harvard chick that puts out for a guy and then croaks.
2.8sAnd it saved Paramount Studios for Charlie Bluhdorn.
1.92sOoh!
3.64sA chick flick? Say it ain't so, Ho!
5.12sSon, seeing sappy movies with a lady has certain payoffs.
2.47sLike what? They'll do something with you that they hate?
2.19sExactly.
5.42sWhere do I begin To tell the story of how great a love can be?
17.33sThe sweet love story that is older than the sea The simple something that dum-deedle-dum-dee-dee Now let's push play RYAN O'NEAL: What can you say about a 25-year-old girl who died?