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2.97sI'll set fire to my hair ! I'll rip up all my clothes ! I'll put sugar in the gas tank !
0.44sBart !
3.23sI've suffered as much as anyone at the paws of this dog.
2.69sBut when I look into his vacant brown eyes,
3.02sI just can't bear to let him go.
2.17sI'm sure Mom agrees with me.
3.1sNo, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
2.3sYou do ? Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha !
3.19sHomer, please. It's not just the quilt.
2.03sHe's a nice dog, but he chews up everything.
2.32sHe doesn't obey, he's not even housebroken.
1.98sAnd we've spent all this money on an obedience school,
2.12sand I don't see any improvement.
2.57sAll right, all right. If Santa's Little Helper studies real hard...
4.22sand passes his finals and becomes the perfect dog, can we keep him then ?
0.47sNo !
0.68sDad !