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0.52sI was !
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2.35sThere are two ways for a dog to relieve himself.
2.6sOne is like a faithful friend and partner for life.
2.58sThe other is like a hose without a fireman.
3.02sWhich way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson ?
2.6sLike a hose, Your Wrinkled Highness.
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3.49sI changed my mind. I decided I don't want these shoes.
1.52sWait. What happened here ?
1.23sWell, my faithful dog...
3.97swas bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart in his mouth.
3.35sI'm sorry, sir. Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog.
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