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2.6sNow, if I could borrow Satan's Little Helper.
2.4sSanta's Little Helper.
2.79sLadies and gentlemen, most of you already know...
2.42sthat with a little love and compassion,
4.04sany puppy will grow up to be a cuddly little bundle of joy.
5.17sStuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits !
2.74sLet me tell you the two most important words...
3.2syou will ever hear in your life-- choke chain.
2.75sYou raise a dog the same way you would raise a child--
2.64swith simple, authoritative commands.
1.88sLay down !
3.34sFollowed by immediate correction.
2.97sHow can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively ?
3sThe dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude...
2.07sand change color ever so slightly.
0.27sIs my dog dead, ma'am ?
2.33s
2.87sYou don't know how often I'm asked that. "Choke chain" is a misnomer.
2.67sTrust me-- they are always breathing.
2.95sjack, I think the baby might be yours.
1.9sOh, I'm sure it is, doll face.