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1.77sOw. Ow!
3.72sI hate getting stitches in my eyes. Stupid crows.
3.72sDon't be mad at the crows, Homer. They weren't trying to blind you.
3.04sThey were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices.
5.06sMmm. Fascinating. Say, Doctor, can you do something about my searing pain?
3.52sWell, there is medication. Although, it's a little controversial.
1.82sDoes it go in the butt?
2.87sI'm talking about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot.
2.2sTexas T.H.C.
1.63sLook, man, I don't do drugs.
3.94sHomer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic.
2.47sYou're not afraid, are you?
3.07sI had a bad experience with drugs.
4.04sIt was that golden weekend between summer school and regular school.