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2.82sLook, I'm really glad you're off the wacky-tobacky.
4.2sYeah. You were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
2.9sYeah. But at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning.
1.77sI nearly died.
4.64sI was already making excuses not to go to your funeral.
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2.79sIt's been three days, and my mind is clearer.
5.5sMy sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
2.35sDad, you just said that three minutes ago.
4.45s"Unregardless," I will no longer be a slave to this.
1.68sWhy are you keeping that thing?
2.77sAs a reminder, Marge.
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1.47sY'ello?
4.65sAhoy-hoy, Executive V.P. I'm putting the final touches on my speech to the investors,
2.03sand I need your generous guffaws.
1.88sBut I can't find you funny anymore.
3.17sI'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs!
3.37sNow, we're ordering out. What would you like on your pizza pie?
2.34sExtra cheese? What do you take me for?
3.19sLorenzo de' Medici? See you soon.