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1.77sI nearly died.
4.64sI was already making excuses not to go to your funeral.
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2.79sIt's been three days, and my mind is clearer.
5.5sMy sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
2.35sDad, you just said that three minutes ago.
4.45s"Unregardless," I will no longer be a slave to this.
1.68sWhy are you keeping that thing?
2.77sAs a reminder, Marge.
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1.47sY'ello?
4.65sAhoy-hoy, Executive V.P. I'm putting the final touches on my speech to the investors,
2.03sand I need your generous guffaws.
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